sporty shirts

Now that I've completed the Half-Marathon, I'm ready to buy a whole bunch of running shirts. Because I'm sporty, ya know. I've gotta show off my athleticism. Ha!

So I'm thinking of filling my wardrobe with shirts that say things like:

13.1 miles. Been there. Run that.

I'm running my mass off.

In my dreams, I'm a Kenyan.

Will run for margaritas.

If it weren't for me, you'd have nobody to pass.

You think I run funny? Wait till you see me walk tomorrow!

I'm only doing this so I can post a picture on Facebook.

This seemed like a good idea 3 months ago.

This IS my race pace.

Does this shirt make my butt look fast?

And I'd add one of my own to the list:

I'm working mine off so I can kick yours later.

Got any to add?