I've never gotten a speeding ticket in my life. And it's not because I'm a perfect, law-abiding, speed-limit-driving citizen. I speed. I've just never been ticketed for it.

Until now.

In South Africa, cameras along the highways take grainy black-and-white photos of lead-footed drivers. I had four pictures taken, all on one day. And subsequently mailed to me with a request for payment.

It's just like a visit to Sears Portrait Studio.

From zero to four tickets overnight. "Go big or go home" is my new motto.