My life is seriously stranger than fiction. I think if everything that's happened in the past few years was written up as a movie script, Hollywood would say it sounds too far-fetched.

I'm telling you, you couldn't make this stuff up.

In fact, a couple months ago I was contacted by a TV show producer. They were interested in my story -- in my life -- and wanted to make it the basis of a reality television show.

What the what?!

Don't worry. I declined. But seriously?

My life is a reality tv show.

And I'm so ready for a commercial break.

So... Tell me the strangest thing that's happened to you lately. Or that you've heard about.

Ya know, just for kicks.