[SCENE: Niel and I sit across from each other in a booth, sharing some very-messy buffalo wings. Our fingers and faces are covered in the spicy saucy mess. Niel dunks his wangs---yes, I just said wangs---in blue-cheese sauce.] Me: So... what's the deal with the blue-cheese dip?

Niel: {Incoherent mouth-full mumbling, hinting of "What do you mean?"}

Me: Is it to tame down the spiciness for sissies?

Niel: No! It's for the flavor.

Me: That's just the excuse sissies use, isn't it?