The first dialogue of my day: Big-brother Mike: No matter how bad a day you're having, after watching just a few minutes of Jerry Springer you'll feel instantly better about yourself.
::Laughter::
Mom: I don't understand why he would even have a show like that?
Me: Who? Springer?
Mom: Yes. He is such a wonderful man.
::MUCH laughter from me and Mike::
Mom: What?! He is!