Did you know there are condom vending machines in Italy? There are. Right along the busy streets, next to Louis Vuitton and a myriad of lingerie stores.
Every time we saw one of the condom-dispensing machines, we joked about buying some. We finally went for it. In went five Euro. Out came a pack of six condoms.

Definitely worth the money spent. (That’s what she said.)






That is great. I have heard that they have condom vending machines in some men’s rooms here. You would think you would put them in the ladies room also.
I love that it is right there on the street!
By: Theresa on December 5, 2008
at 7:19 am
Okay I swallowed my piece of apple whole, thank you muchly…
;)
By: Heidi on December 5, 2008
at 7:41 am
Neil cracks me up! His expressions here are classic!
By: Birgit on December 5, 2008
at 7:58 am
AAHHH!!! That is great!
This is no where near as shocking but reading this reminded me of the toothbrush / fortune telling vending machine I deposited coins into in Santiago, Chile. The little paper that you usually find in a fortune cookie was wrapped around a travel sized brush. Very humorous. Fresh breath to face your future I guess.
I am with Birgit - Neil’s expressions are priceless!
By: @ngie on December 5, 2008
at 1:49 pm
“fresh breath to face your future” - something we all need, i guess… :)
By: alece on December 5, 2008
at 2:27 pm
This is so funny! I have seen those in ladies restrooms to, but on the street for all to see is even better! Dan once bought some at a grocery store and the man ringing him up thanked him for paying for them, he said most guys just steal them because it’s too awkward to pay for them. I would think a man would love to buy a pack of
those, especially in balk!! Did they have an option of a single or six pack, or extra large size, or ribbed for her pleasure? Or hey where there colors or maybe even flavors!?
Ok I think I might have gone to far on that one, anyways I love the pictures and the thought of condoms going hand in hand with the rest of your trendy shopping. Hey did you pick up any trashy lingerie from any of the European stores?
By: faithstart on December 5, 2008
at 4:42 pm
too funny. you guys are great!
By: danielle on December 5, 2008
at 5:08 pm
wow.
By: Marc on December 5, 2008
at 5:23 pm
haha! awesome!!! i would have bought some the moment i saw a machine! just to say i did. :)
By: Joy Renée on December 5, 2008
at 7:12 pm
Cool, an ACM (read A-CEE-M). Does it take credit/bank cards? Patti would have been equally humored by the ACMs. I would not have posed like Niel tho…
By: ric booth on December 5, 2008
at 7:15 pm
I so love that you said thats what she said.
By: Amy Joy on December 5, 2008
at 7:18 pm
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID! HAHAHAHA!!!
I love you!
By: Brandy on December 5, 2008
at 7:53 pm
p.s. for Theresa, I have seen them in womans bathrooms! =O
By: Brandy on December 5, 2008
at 7:55 pm
why am I not surprised at all…that they have them on the streets in Europe, and that you guys bought some AND documented it with photos!
Classic “)
By: moweezle on December 5, 2008
at 8:25 pm
Loved the pictures. Neil is a very cool dude.
Having a condom vending machine outside a lingerie store does make sense. A guy could use the vending machine while his wife is shopping for something sexy.
I won’t ask if you did any shopping while Neil was using the vending machine.
By: edfromct on December 5, 2008
at 9:09 pm
Sorry for misspelling Niel’s name. I keep thinking of Neil Young and Neil Armstrong.
By: edfromct on December 5, 2008
at 9:11 pm
oh yes, I forgot to tell you, good job on “thats what she said”!! Have you been watching the office?
By: faithstart on December 5, 2008
at 10:32 pm
faith — i can always count on you to get my jaw to drop! nope, no lingerie purchases for me. why waste money on something that just gets taken right off? i’m just sayin.
ric — ACM! that’s perfect!
amy joy/brandy/faith — we got the “ultimate package” (that’s what she said) boxed set of seasons 1-4. we’ve been s-l-o-w-l-y working our way through them… we’re still only on season 2 i think. eventually we’ll finish. in the meantime, we’re enjoying the giggles.
By: alece on December 5, 2008
at 10:36 pm
Five euro!
sheesh.
Strange that they’re on the street. Mildly awkward placement, if I do say so myself.
By: Becca on December 5, 2008
at 11:18 pm
its fun to keep them on sometimes! after being married for this long, it helps to spice things up a bit! speaking of, I need to pull out the holiday lingerie and spread some cheer! hohoho!
By: faithstart on December 5, 2008
at 11:53 pm
thought I would give you another jaw drop there! Love you!!
By: faithstart on December 5, 2008
at 11:54 pm
you make me laugh, girl!
By: alece on December 5, 2008
at 11:55 pm
oh I saw a “button” on Facebook that said “from one ho-ho-ho to another” I thought it was funny.
By: faithstart on December 6, 2008
at 2:04 am
HA!!!!!! HILARIOUS! Glad they were enjoyed ;)
By: Rachel Rowell on December 6, 2008
at 8:10 am
nice.
By: kristiapplesauce on December 6, 2008
at 3:44 pm
oh my heavenly goodness!
i cant imagine buying something SO personal on a street corner. did they have vagisil in their too? KY, perhaps?
By: tam on December 7, 2008
at 6:18 am
“would ya please pass the jelly!?”
By: alece on December 7, 2008
at 6:19 am
nu uh!!!
By: Heidi on December 7, 2008
at 7:34 am
HAHA!!!!!! You guys are funny!
By: annie on December 7, 2008
at 8:50 am
This has brought me an unreasonable amount of joy today. Thank you. And thank you, Niel.
By: Natalie Jane on December 8, 2008
at 7:10 pm
alece - HAHAHAHAHAHA!
THAT was great!!
By: tam on December 8, 2008
at 9:32 pm