It’s been a while since we’ve Bunkumed around here. Here’s how it works:
Starter word: ecela (compliments of @ngie)
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Ecela (noun):
One who accidentally trips over their own two feet, then tries to find what they tripped on.
Example: The ecela tripped yet again, much to the annoyance of her peers.
Vertapbro
vertabro- (noun)
A device that holds up man’s sags
Example:
Good lookin vertabro dude!!!
misdinko
misdinko (adj)
to describe a word as being lost in translation.
fality
fality (n.): A close call with a kitchen utensil.
ex: Mary Jane breathed a sigh of relief after the fality of almost grating her knuckles when preparing mozzarella for the lasagna.
phrostling
Phrostling (adverb)
the satifaction of licking a frosting spoon
I frostling over that spoon last night.
impny
impny (n.): the state of having a numb appendage.
ex: The impny in the job applicants entire right leg caused by sitting so long in the front office resulted in an extremely unbalanced gait upon entry to the interview and made the hiring committee think he was drunk so they didn’t hire him.
scarfety
[@Andrew... great starter. :-) Made me smile.]
scarfety: to be covered in scarves.
unsotelia
unsotelia (n) : a bird that is only found in the southern regions of Antarctica best known for their head which resembles a telephone receiver
forthastinum
forthastinum (n.): a rare flowering plant found in arid sandy regions whose medicinal properties include relief from foot-in-mouth syndrome.
prestidigitonium
prestidigitonium (adj.): A wild running amuck of prestigious college professors in pursuit of ketchup.
ex. It was sheer prestidigitonium in the cafeteria this afternoon when all the profs realized they were 45 minutes late for lunch.
gunamum
gunamum (n.) special chewy substance found in the bush of Zambia. It is not consumable by humans, but does feed some small insects. When mixed with the spit of a mother can become suddenly explosive and has historically been used in tribal wars.
ex. The matriarch spit on the gunamum and started a domestic disturbance when she threw it at her husband and it exploded in his face.
miskontrival
miskontrival (n): a wildly colored drum from indonesia.
ex: alece played the miskontrival for Niel, while singing “somewhere over the rainbow”…
donusimus
donusimus (verb) the manner in which the hair becomes disarrayed upon the putting on of clothing.
igporth
FYI – you have no idea how much my brain hurts right now! LOL
[@Char - that was hilarious!]
[@Mandy - is there an inside joke somewhere in there? Somewhere over the rainbow???]
igporth (n.): the dental fitting designed for creating a lisp, especially used by actors.
gingishu
[nope! just went with the definition of a colorful drum]
gingishu: um… what?
gingishu
what do you mean ‘what’? It’s a made up word that someone else will bestow with a meaning…
LOL!!!! & who’s that someone else!?
gingishu: a green dye used in staining bamboo carpet.
maraway
maraway
(noun)
An African candy bar.
Give me that Maraway would ya sister!!!
kityneener
[thank you abigail! i knew SOMEBODY would know what that was!]
Kityneener (noun)
One of those really, really old widows who owns like 20+ cats.
Example: I heard that Mrs. Freeman is a kityneener!
Hutoma
Hutoma: Bruising caused by clicking elbows together….
Blagster
blagster
The correct term for cats sniffing each others butts.
“the cats greeted each other first by sniffing noeses then by blagstering.”
muffkin
muffkin (noun)
The rare occasion that your husband brings you breakfast in bed
ex: Oh Mufkin!!!
zlapper
zlapper
zippers on the legs of your pants, the thigh area “the lap”. (ok, bad definition)
gooblish
Zlapper – the piece of velcro attached to the sole of a slipper to keep them from falling off.
ex- “What the heck happened to the zlappers!” she cried, after tripping on her slippers and falling face down in her cats litter box.
museckling
So zlapper is a homograph!
That is a first (I think) here on Bunkum
Awesome!
I’ll take gooblish…
the yellowish green color of mucus
ex: the mother gagged as she cleaned up the unknown gooblish substance from the kitchen counter.
And Nors word:
museckling
oops – not Nor!!! golly gee am I embarrassed! It was EDs word. forgive me please… :-(
museckling
is when moose “make out”
shuppo
shuppo is the sound that the disk makes when you are playing air hockey.
barritole
(tam.. so museckling is huggaboochin in moose?)
Barritole- (noun)
A vitamin for an old bear!!
skeeterpansie
skeeterpansie (noun): A new breed of mosquito infected with AIDS II (which is the second strain of the AIDS virus. It’s strikes twice as hard and twice as fast).
Example: “I got attack by a skeeterpansie, and now I have AIDS II.
Verp
Verp: An african pygmy who insists on leaving the toilet seat up.
Mellasquintence
Mellasquintence: to stare at someone with a laser beam of hatred.
The look she gave the man who overcharged her for her lemon puff was filled with mellasquintence.
Oooops. New word:
Farfullflunger
Farfullflunger (otomatopeia):
That sound someone makes when they first wake up and they realize that they have to go to the bathroom really, really badly.
Zentraboopumonghia
@ andrew
Great now i’m even more afraid of mosquito’s! Thanks a lot!
zentraboopumonghia
when people go crazy about the turn of the century. Much like the y2k craziness only MUCH worse!
verspis
verspis
an incurable std found only in ants.
liboney
[what is this with insect diseases!?!? :-) ]
liboney (n.): a dish of minced lunch meat served on tiny pieces of bread commonly served at baby showers
brackarick
Brackarick: A game of chase played by poor english peasant students, in which the youngest is given a brick and told to hit the others with it. This game produced strength and endurance among the peasant clan, enabling some of the young boys to be knighted.
doomangly
doomangly (noun)
A piece or strand of hair that the hairdresser missed
Hey clip the doomangly dude
moot
moot: short for moo point.
Joey on FRIENDS enplanes what this is.
Its a cows opinion, it’s a moo point; it doesn’t count.
caspis
Caspis:
the noise that the soda makes when open it.
villenert
villenert: the artistic sculpture made of mud, clay and unicorn poop that has since become a relic in most countries.
tonconiphobia
Hi…I’m here via cindybeall.com.
Villenert: A village which seems to have been frozen in time, or rendered changeless by virtue of inertia
Tropsophylia
@Mandy! – Great def. for Brackarick. Too funny!
@Tamara – Welcome to the game. :-) Your definition is perfect!
@Cathi – I would like to see one of those relics…
(Another homograph = villenert)
So here we go with Tropsophylia. (Even though this sound like another great insect disease I am going to resist the urge.) :-)
Tropsophylia (n.): a planet in the solar system Truglaphor located in Tratalie, the parallel dimension of the Milky Way galaxy.
Tonconiphobia (n.): a deadly fear of toys that roll such as matchbox cars and tonka trucks.
New word is:
Happilous
happilous: to live happily ever after.
ex: they lived happilous. the end.
blixy
blixy: a strange wordpress theme that allows viewers to peer into the soul of the blogger. the format is similar to the wired-in consciousness of the “matrix” movie series.
ex: using blixy, i will be able to blix alece while she’s having her tonsils removed.
ex: dude… i’m so tired. i got totally blixed last night.
FORTUNICATE
[hahahahaha!!! sorry. i'm laughing at my own suggested word here. it's just so closely related to another word... dang. don't know where that came from!]
on THAT note… let’s end this right here.
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there were some awesome ones this round!
hehehehehe!!!!!!
so. i was just sitting here thinking: “dang. i can’t BELIEVE i actually met her!”
I enjoyed reading through a few of these.
I know you won’t mind too much, ‘Lecey… I’m going to be lurking for a while. Mkay, back to hiding.
You’re lucky, Mandy, you MET her. I had to LIVE with her!
Just kidding!
Love you, Beece! See you in a few hours!!!!!
Andrew: HA! GREAT point. as we say in the south: bless your heart.
bless your mom’s heart.