Posted by: alece | June 5, 2008

exactly

Niel and I spot an eyeglass place that advertises “Glasses in One Hour”. I go up to the woman at the counter to confirm. “How does this work? Can I really get glasses in an hour?”

“Yes ma’am. You get an eye exam, pick the frames, and then there’s an hour turn-around time until you can pick up your glasses.”

Sweet. I need new glasses, and with us in a different place every two days, the process is a little trickier for me. One hour sounds perfect.

An hour goes by as I fill out paperwork, get my eyes examined, and try on 109 different pairs of glasses. I finally pick what I like, and the friendly counter-woman starts entering everything into her computer.

“Actually… we don’t have lenses with your prescription in stock,” she tells me.

“Umm… ok. What does that mean then?”

“We’ll have to order them.”

“How long will that take?”

“Two weeks.”

My eyes widen. Trying to make light of the situation even though I’m pretty frustrated, I say, “So it’s really like ‘Glasses in Two Weeks’, huh?”

Her face remains stoic. She cocks her head to the side and says, “Well, the moment we get the lenses in, we’ll make them. And that will only take one hour.”

Husband decides to take this one. “Aaaah. I see… So it’s really like ‘Glasses in Two Weeks Plus One Hour’…”

Counter-woman looks pleased. “Exactly!” she replies with a smile.

Responses

AGH. so funny. :)
Noted that “Niel” and “Husband” link to the anti-blogger. Interesante.

anonymity is overrated.

haha. very yes.

hahahaha that is too funny. I’ve had a similar experience with express photo prints. You have very nice glasses btw; lurvly taste! Love you!

thanks! ::blush::

They sucked you in though… didn’t they. And made a sale. Although they probably didn’t earn a repeat customer.

Too funny…..at least the lady held her sense of humor against “Husband”. :)

yes, they did… and because i’d already gotten so far in the process and knew i might not have another opportunity to repeat that in another shop, i decided to go through with the order. but really i just wanted to say “never mind!”

sarah - i know! somehow niel has that charming way about him…

HA!

109? Wow - you are thorough.

HA! thanks for the laugh.

i need to check out all my options whenever possible. PLUS i’m indecisive. the combo = trying on 109 pairs of glasses.

Niel would say that!

Alece, very funny story. You and Niel are much kinder people than I am. I would have walked right out the door. You did say you were from Long Island? Where is that New York, in your face, attitude. :)

I hope the glasses, when they finally did come, where exactly what you wanted. I like the glasses you are wearing in your picture. Of course you have such a great smile any glasses would good on you.

andrew — yep, he would. and he’d get away with it, too. somehow the lady thought he was very sweet and funny, and thought i was … not.

ed — i kept my inner new yorker tucked neatly inside. if i’d had any other options, i’d have canceled the whole deal. oh well… and i did like the glasses (new post soon to follow)! thanks for your sweet remark about my smile…

‘lece, i think it was the accent.
maybe she liked it… maybe it confused her. either way, it just works. !? haha!

could be that she had no idea what he said! but more likely, she was captivated by his gorgeous sky-blue eyes.

:D the eyes. they get ‘em every time. of course.

Arrggg. You’d think they’d have checked on a small fact like that first. Don’t they do the eye prescription check first? But yeah. Good job being patient. And I TOTALLY sympathize with you on the reasoning behind the 109. Definitely. To a fault. I’m trying to learn how to be more decisive. One Homemakers’ small group (at my church) I went to, the theme was, “Don’t spend $10 on a $.10 problem.” IE: some decisions aren’t worth exhausting the options. (PS aside to @ngie and Alece - this isn’t unsolicited advice, this is sharing what impacted me.) So that’s been a challenge for me. Still working on it.

Good luck with the glasses. Are they going to mail them to you?

2 weeks + 1 hour - that was hysterical Neil!!!

what glasses are you wearing your new pic. I heart those a lot! those are the style i want.

you are so pretty!

annie — one could only hope for that kind of service. and i like that - “don’t spend $10 on a $.10 problem.” and while i wish that there were a quick way to type the cents symbol in an instance like that, i’m not gonna spend $10 on that problem right now…

tam — the glasses i’m wearing in my new pic are my new ones. i tend to write about things way after the fact. i’ve had bits and pieces of this post in drafts since immediately after it happened. i finally had time to put all my thoughts together and turn it into a sensible post!

oh, and tam, thanks for the compliment!

I love it. I can never think of those witty comments when I need them. Instead it is hours later when I think of the perfect thing to say. :)

LOVE the new glasses though!

You’re too nice to be a New Yorker!! Although I lived on the West Coast all my life, I wouldn’t know the difference anyways.

I would have cocked my head at her and not be so stoic. I know.. I’m a christian and all that. But the ad says in 1 hour!!! was there fine print that says only if we had your prescription???
Arrrh..

this is great. who can not love niel?

that is funny and at the same time I was frustrated for you. Businesses in America “lie” about everything!!!! Then get out of it with their stupid small print!! Eerrrrrr that makes me so mad!

HAHAHA!!!
Welcome Home, alece! :)

This story cracked me up..and I am a fan of your new glasses! They look fantastic on you!!

HW — i’m not very quick-witted either. my husband, on the other hand, can come back with something fitting and funny in an instant. just another reason i love him…

heidi — not all new yorkers are mean or rude. i’m serious. look at me!

yeller — i know! he’s irresistible.

faith — stupid small print is right.

manders — thank you for that stupendous welcome.

alex — why thank you, maam.

Don’t get me wrong Alece. I have friend’s who are New Yorkers that rock like you.

But… Like they have that reputation.. Like all us Californian’s with blonde hair have a reputation

“oh.. that’s a door knob!! oh golly geesh” while batting their eyebrows.

You handled the situation with coothe.(no sure of spelling).. I wouldn’t have. :) maybe in my roots I have a little you know (rebel) in my blood :)

aaah… good. i’m glad you know other new yorkers that have proven the stereotype wrong. i know that reputation well; i hang my head in shame at times. (like at a recent yankees vs. mets game i attended. sheesh.)

thanks for commending my handling of the situation.

im afraid to ask:

Mets or Yankees?

i’m yankees all the way.

you?

Well…

I live in San Diego.. So I have to root for the the padres.

But I was raised in Oregon w/ no team so I fell in love with the Pirates as a kid

i love baseball. i’ve gotten to attend two MLB games on this trip, which is amazing. and a blast. even though both times “my” teams lost. for shame.

Okay I’m going to ask a stupid question

In Africa do you watch games through the computer?? or just see scores?

I love baseball too. The Padres stadium is only 10 minutes from my apartment. But tickets are outrageous!!

OH.MY.GOSH. That is amazing. Really.

HAHAHA!!!

heidi — when i’m in africa, we can occasionally watch games on espn (we get it via satellite — the european feed of espn anyway…). but usually they’re aired at crazy times and i’m not enough of a fan to get up and watch a game at 3 AM.

brandy — glad you laughed!

I’m not going to get up at 3 either!!

What do you miss of Africa right now (except hubs)?

i’ll give you the top ten:

1. niel
2. my own space (house, bed, couch, kitchen… my place!)
3. niel
4. my african grey bird, starbucks (hee hee)
5. niel
6. my “family” of staff and interns
7. niel
8. joyce (my beautiful mosotho friend)
9. niel
10. sparkling water (cheap and everywhere!)

Wow…

I can tell your in love with Starbucks!!
Ha!! just kidding

Sparkling water huh??

I didn’t expect that to be on your list.

i’m surprising at times.

sparkling water is available as much as regular bottled water is. and i really love it. i have a hard time drinking water (i hate it really…), but i really love sparkling water. so it helps me get in my daily dose of h2o…

Well.. we have have something in common. I cannot stand water either…

really?! most people seem shocked when i tell them that. i’m glad you can relate!

Water is the grossest thing that God created to drink.

I love to see it in streams, oceans and waterfalls, but in my throat… give me a DR Pepper!!

yeah. it’s just so bland, and boring, and… gross really.

you should try sparkling. it’ll change your life forever.

I’ll try it..

So tell me something about yourself??

What would you ask me?

something about me??? hmmm…

since you shared a short version of your proposal story, here’s mine:

it was christmas day; we were with my family in NY. (it was niel’s first american christmas, and he was thrilled to get a “christmas sock” (stocking) to hang with all of ours!) after the normal morning fun and festivities, we sat down to an early dinner with my family and some friends. suddenly niel got off his seat, dropped down on one knee, and told me he loved me. he gave me a card and asked me to read it out loud. my mom was already passing out tissues at this point (the sobfest had begun!); i was so choked up that i couldn’t read it. inside the card was a necklace… a heart-shaped locket… and niel’s note said that i already had his heart and asked if i’d allow him to have mine forever. then he asked me to marry him. amid tears and hugs i gave a resounding yes! a few weeks later we went together to pick out a ring; so i was officially proposed to with a white gold heart locket (that’s inscribed “forever yours” on the back)…

OK — tell me something about you that i couldn’t find out from reading your blog.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww.

(had you ever heard that story before, becca?)

Alece, I’m the same way about choosing glasses - it’s not just you. I see it as a real statement I’m putting on my face, so I want to get that right! I got some new ones last August in Florida, and it was a very emotional experience (but worth it)!

You always have the sharpest-looking glasses! I think that often. These new ones are no exception. I’d say they were worth waiting 2 weeks plus an hour for. ;-)

It’s always hard for me when I go back to the States, because there’s this whole “I don’t know how things work” adjustment period. I agree with the person who says that businesses are…. less than forthcoming about what the “real deal” is. Sigh.

Great story about Niel’s proposal! :D

lisa — i’m glad you can relate. why was it an emotional experience the last time you got glasses??? and i can totally relate with needing to figure out how things work when i come back to the usa. i feel that each and every time.

Funny story - I read it to mama! We both wear glasses and have similar stories! 1 hour - yea right! Maybe I missed it, when do you go back to SA ?

wow. neil’s proposal. wow

I am so crying now.

Niel is such a romantic. No wonder you are missing him so deeply.

I love to see others in love.

What you have never read on my blog.. WOW.
That’s going to make me think. hmm.

Depends in what your asking too.. Let me think about this for awhile.

gotta get the teens to schools

Maybe stressful is a better word? Because I tried on close to 109 pairs, too! And then it comes to the time when you finally narrow it down to about 4 pairs, and you have to do the “take them on, take them off” thing about TWO hundred and nine times and hope, hope, hope you’re making the right decision.

I’m blind as a bat, so I can’t REALLY know what they’re going to look like, which means I rely heavily on others’ opinions. Rick definitely steers me right, so I don’t know why I worry.

There are other reasons, too, but I seem to only be up to the stress about once every 4 years!!! Maybe it has to do with not having a lot of time to mull over the decision, since I buy them on vacation where, like you, you’re kind of crunched for time.

ILP — i’m scheduled to go back to SA mid-july… i may end up lengthening my stay in the states to get surgery (to have my tonsils removed)… but i’m not sure just yet.

mandy — he’s a good doobie, isn’t he?!

heidi — awww… he’s not normally such a big romantic, but every now and again he does something that just melts my heart. he’s a keeper, for sure! :-)

lisa — i totally understand. feeling the pressure of needing to purchase them quickly makes it a challenge for me, too. the same with pretty much everything i need to buy when i’m in the states. it makes shopping stressful for me. and you’re so right about how you need to keep doing the on-off routine once you’ve got it narrowed it down to a few pairs. i did that. a lot. i think i was driving niel crazy!

Funny- I’d like to see your description posted on their store window :)

they’re really cute spectacles…

that would make a great sign! and i smiled that you used the word “spectacles”…

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